We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed