If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
