People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…