Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin