The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her