Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors