It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut
Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
