The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…
Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial
We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
