If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth