The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

We are not material beings; We are embodied spiritual beings Language is how the spirit moves u… As in moves our bodies– Especially when words are set to m…