The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries