The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

We all know what time it is– It’s time to get to work Unless it’s Shabbos Which is timeless Making Shabbos the whole

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…