Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Love is never generic– It is always specific to our genet… And in the giving we are both gene… And generative as we make the worl… Also making us generals, taking ch…

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself