During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna