God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
“The human body generates more bio…
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since