When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
