I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

I risked loss And lost; I win

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that