Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie