The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one