Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–
I don’t get mad I get odd
