There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances
God makes it so that To myself My shit doesn’t stink This is so that I can live with myself
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
