If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
