When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing