I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

Love may never win but love always ties

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…