Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist