If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod