My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

It’s always darkest before the yawn

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game