In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people