If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–