When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
