If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition
You keep the peace they get everything else
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste