Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider