In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber