There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business