I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…
Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
100% of success is showing up on time
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
