A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…