Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course