It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk