The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
