When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle