Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance