The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses