If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…