All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
There is no Status quo But there is Status
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
