If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…
I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,