A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both