Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…