One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…