Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

Experience teaches men that Money is addictive And love is the only cure for addi… For a thousand thousand dollars is… While one woman is more than enoug…

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

When the rule of law is against th… The law becomes a tool For rule by men using AI Who are in turn a tool For rule by AI

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the