I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

Serve (one another) and Play (together)