If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick