Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns