I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me