We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer