Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?