If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage