To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
