Human beings find the position of… But not being able to say it Intolerable But other human beings find being… Intolerable

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

When bees come back to the hive From their excursions in the world They do a dance To inform the other bees Where the good nectar is

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio