The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?