AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

Every strength comes with a corres… But for the strength which conjoin… And this strength is recognizing y… Then connecting with people who co… As one of the world’s strongest pe…

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes