Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

It’s always darkest before the yawn

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor