God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.