Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles