Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
