I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong