If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–
Love may never win but love always ties
The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together
If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
